Today I can be found hiding over at the donut shop, also known as How To Eat. I have world-changing things to say about sandwich-salads.
Alright, world. We need to talk. See, I just went to the grocery store and came across The Most Disgusting Thing In The History Of Food (hereafter referred to as The Abomination): a ham salad sandwich. We’ll come back to The Abomination, but first I think we need to have a long, heartfelt talk about what are acceptable types of “salad” and what are not.
So, you know… GO. Read it. Become hungry. Eat something other than ham salad, you wretched fuck.