1.) I’m just going to say it: I failed epically at NaDeNeFoMo. I didn’t get all thirty things deep-fried in November. Life got all up in the way, etc etc excuses excuses. So I’m just going to extend it forever, because as it turns out, I have a serious love for deep-fried things.
2.) I’m not going to be in St. Petersburg, Florida this coming weekend as planned due to some urgent family things. Let me just take a moment to be bummed out that I’m not going to spend three days eating my weight in bacon waffles at Frog Pond.
3.) I am dealing with the loss of this weekend’s bacon waffle binge by reminding myself I’ll soon be in Florida permanently. And then I can have all the bacon waffles I want. Yay bacon waffles!
4.) Did I just say #3 out loud? That I’m moving? Ignore me. I am obviously a madwoman.
5.) Just because:
6.) Maya asked Santa for a penis. I… don’t know how to handle this.
7.) It’s finals week for me and after that, it’s Maya’s third birthday, and after that, we’re headed to Phoenix for the holidays to spend some time with our family and God willing, Christmas will involve operating a potato gun. Jesus would’ve wanted it that way.