i know you think you know but you probably don't know

January 12, 2010

I have this strange urge to tell people little quirks about me.  Not because I am proud of the quirks.  Actually, it’s more because I am ashamed of them and want to get them out in the open.  As a way of saying, “This is me.  I know it’s not great but here it is, [...]

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upwards craving dogface pose. or something.

January 5, 2010

So hi! Happy New Year to you! Look at me gettin’ all exclamatory in 2010! Anyway. I’ve never really been big on New Year’s Resolutions because I’ve never needed to lose weight. Ha! Hahaha! Okay, that was a mean joke. I truly applaud you if you’re using the start of a new year to get [...]

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assuaging my american guilt

November 25, 2009

The other day my mom asked me what time we should do our Thanksgiving festivities.  I say, Maybe three o’clock?  That way the kids are all lethargic from the tryptophan all evening and will chill out  instead of the normal screaming-heathen routine.  Then she tells me that the tryptophan thing has been scientifically proven to be false.  Turns [...]

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mid-term elections

November 8, 2009

Look, I don’t want to get all political on you, but the state our of economy is pretty bad, no?  I think that is the one thing everyone can agree on right about now.  People have their different opinions on healthcare reform, Obama’s Nobel Prize win, and issues in the Middle East– but everyone can [...]

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original pookie

October 14, 2009

So, Internetz, I have a secret.  I know that you think I am a saint, a peach, a gem of a woman.  Even if you do not know me In Real Life, I know that you think I’m as holy as Oprah because of my previous posts which are charming, curse-free, and reference butterflies and [...]

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